Catch up

My son’s arrival is just a few months away. Fuckin’ stoked. Next pay day I’m ordering a ton of sick clothes for him. Misfits Fiend Club bib, tuxedo t-shirt, and some other cool shit. Can’t fuckin’ wait.

And as a side note, you know you’re getting old when rolling a blunt gives you heartburn. Fuck.

boom

boom

k-ill:

people born today won’t know what it’s like to have the plague spread across your entire country and kill half the population

reblog if you’re a true 1340s kid

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Hey kid

Why are you so fucking sad? Get over it and live. Look at the sun. Forget about your Monday through Friday life and fucking soar.

Listening to old school Nine Inch Nails while I masturbate using my own tears as lubricant

THIS. FUCKING THIS.

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Second Stage Turbine Blade vinyl, out of print. Fuck you, cuz I have one and you don’t :D

Second Stage Turbine Blade vinyl, out of print. Fuck you, cuz I have one and you don’t :D

Dear inhabitants of the internet,

Your life isn’t as bad as all your tumblr posts lead people to believe. Don’t feel alone. There are millions of us who have been through worse. My only advice is to keep “The Upsides” by the Wonder Years on constant rotation. It saved my life, and it’ll save yours too.

My wife downs hot wings like a Cowboys fan.